But Moonvest is a kind bum who deserves some help.

The day will come when my greatest novel will become the highest grossing, Oscar winningest film ever. On that day all thetans shall be destroyed from the power of awesome.
Someday Battlefield Earth will be the film that knocks Citizen Kane from it's perch!
-L. Ron Hubbard.

Get those bastards from SeaOrg to go pick up the poisonous snakes. They're worthless.
-L. Ron Hubbard

Should only take an hour what with the Earth being flat.

Parsons: Say, there, Aleister. How goes the deviling?
Crowley: Terrible.
Parsons: Why's that, pal?
Crowley: I don't have a dagger to sacrifice with nor a portal to Hell to drain blood into.

What the Hell would Lannisters call spaghetti?

Next week Arya takes the faces of Carol Burnett, Ted Lange and Herve
Villechaize and murders that no good Paul Lynde.

Wayland Flowers and Madame as members of the Night Watch is really pushing it.

I am upvoting even though I only know Ludacris from Fast and Furious movies.

Mr. Gaiman told me that GRRM is not my bitch and John Romero told me that Daikatana will make me it's bitch. I have no idea where I stand anymore.

I don't know how to tell you this but you bought a VCR with a dubbed tape of a fight from 1989.

I'm upvoting because I don't want to research what that means. I'll just assume that you nailed it.

Cersei finds Tiki Idol.
Tiki Idol gives up after realizing she couldn't have worse luck.

It's the Isle of Wights, silly.

From Khaleesipedia:

All that money went towards Arli$$ season 12. Coming 2018.

Acid Burn: Goodness, Crash Override. Your 56K modem and 800x600 monitor seem very powerful. Perhaps we should make love in a pool.
Crash Override: Rollerblades!

Hmmm.
tits, tits, rape, dragon.

IT IS A SNAP CHAT FILTER FIDGET SPINNER!

Well 27% of the book is just the repeated phrase "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts". Makes it go by quickly.