About every decade or so, I will sit down and watch Gone With the Wind, intermission and all. I will then proceed to not really think about it for a decade or more.

Because a 90 minute movie stretched to 120 minutes with the 3D and the loud audio is what you are secretly clamoring for.

Well 20 minutes of Maria Menounos telling us about TNT shows, the M&Ms things with the bomb and cell phones, the guy who tells me that Cinemark is great because of unicorns, the 3 Coke commercials and trailers for every PG-13 horror movie coming out over the next 6 months plus the movie equals about 3 hours.

It's a pretty quick read for 1000+ page book.

That Ayn Rand train movie got all 3 parts. You gotta figure the clown movie with get 2.

That's with commercials for Ecto Cooler and Reeboks.

Well, I guess I'm gonna be mad while seeing it. Dammit, King.

It's fine. It picks up with The Drawing of the Three and goes pretty well til Wizards and Glass and then turns into the biggest pile of meta wank imaginable in 5-7.

Before King shoehorned in that short story he did about The Little Sisters of Eluria and that other thing I think he added to The Gunslinger to get folks to buy it again, it was pretty short.

It worked out well for:
The Godfather
The Godfather II
The Deer Hunter
Gone With the Wind.

The confetti comes out the front.

All's I know is if he has that Horn of Whateverthefuck, I'll be kinda mad.

Did you pay for that yanking or is it just a fan?

IT IS!

How would he try on Jay and Silent Bob?

I don't even think it is based very much on the first book.

Hopefully 120 minutes of that isn't lazy jumpscares and a Pennywise that never attempts to draw in the kids with clown shit.

I read earlier today that he paid $100k for a cameo in that Wall Street sequel that I couldn't talk myself into watching.

The stenographer cleaned it up a bit.

The only thing that can help now is to snort coke off the tits of $25000 per night hookers and to drive around in my Ferraris. Maybe stay in all 7 of my houses.