A big box VHS with a zombie wearing Romero's trademark glasses, you say?
Sign me up.

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

I haven't even taken a marijuana. What a savings!!

Why would a zombie have a magnifying glass?
Is this from one of those later Romero movies?

Well, it fell off. Makes it easy.

Bro. I hear if a recently fired Communications guy is declared dead then we get all As for the semester.

2 of the 7 Sisters.

Just like Hackers. If Johnny Lee Miller was an Ivy League University.

The only reason I stuck with Stranger Things was the terrific synth score.

Get me Tangerine Dream!!

How do the English boil pizza?

What happens when a woman asks the hard questions:
THUMP
Mrs. Alger: Could we perhaps cook the crust a bit more so it is edible.

These bastards send the damned "Now We Hate…" newsletters in e-mail! Way to destroy the government by not buying stamps!

Did Rich Evans get the part?

Andy Sidaris is still alive?

Fuck you, Starman and Kin Corn Karn!!

John "I Won't See This" Cena.

Kid, go talk to By Tor and/or the Snow Dog.

What odd words from the prophet.

HOW DID THE KID WHO FINDS THE GUITAR KNOW HOW TO TUNE IT???
ANSWER THAT SHIT, PEART!!