Like my cousin Mitch. Aunt Noreen's son. He is having some troubles and needs prayers. *whispers* drugs.

I'm not on your left. Because I am right leaning. Hahahaha.

Gee, Mr. Scaramucci. You have so many cool names for breasts!

Remember those little MG cars? Some men take jobs pulling them when they break down.

You are already married and took your husband's full name!!
You cannot get married twice!

Trump was on TV and in movies.
SNL mentioned AV Club a couple of times because of articles on Trump.
???
Profit.
Something.

Kid, go stand in the hall.

Brah, she didn't wanna take your last name. You just can't marry a feminist.

Oh shit! I didn't kill my wife! Or did I?

All the behind the scenes people are like an Engine an UnReal Engine.

A show about a reality show? We're through the looking glass here folks.

Wonder Woman is the 3rd best comic book movie iv'e seen this year.

Pol Pot loved doing macaroni art.

Says "Ronald Stump" on this receipt.

That's several penises and middle fingers!!

I think I still have some Stuckey's pecan log in my lower intestine from 1982.

Here Tim Horton's is just some dude's house. He don't even have donuts or coffee on hand.

We've found that In N Out is pretty great when it is far. Like if you happen to be in Vegas or San Diego, it is pretty great. Having several in your city makes it pretty meh and isn't worth driving 10 miles or so for.

I remember when one could buy a rocking chair for much less than $269.99.

No. Not really. It's mass produced "Southern food" so it is like a Chili's with a different menu.