I have been to 2 of them. One in Knoxville, TN when I was moving cross country and one here in Salt Lake because they were once the only place that sold Cheerwine.
Now that a local grocery chain sells Cheerwine, I never have to return to a Cracker Barrel.

The really weird part is that there was a 2nd clip with the exact same script but different people where the MILF was helped from the window before the threesome started so that the participants could have sex unencumbered by a window.

I was watching a thing last night where a MILF got stuck in a wide open window and her stepsons decided to take advantage of the situation.
The scene ended with the stepmother still in the window because she forgot to purchase cereal.

Hey, Dickhead. Mind your own business.
-The Expensive Light Bulb Company.

We're just gonna stick with dark images, action scenes with 500 edits/minute and absurdly large screens and super loud sound, thanks all the same.
-Hollywood.

Hmm. Spend $25 for tickets, $50 for a babysitter, $80 for a nice dinner or stay home, wait for the wife and kids to go to sleep and bring up pornhub for free.

Ryan Gosling's indifference is coming right at me!!

Gross. What's with all the stains?

All 12 angry men were all just John Cusack or Bill Pullman? Paxton? whatever. It was multiple personalities.

Sucker! I saw The Creature From the Black Lagoon in 3D on a console TV in 1983.

I, for one, enjoy not having to strain my eyes trying to see the edges of my TV even though I am several feet away on the couch and have no trouble with the flat uncurved screen.

About every 3 or 4 years, I'll break down and spend double the ticket price I normally pay to see things come right at me. I realize that I just spend 2X the money to see a darker, blurrier version of the film and don't bother again for a while.

Somewhere there is a guy who had ribs removed and learned he is horrible at giving head just like his ex-wife told him.

*muffled*
No he didn't squeak.

The genius Trump played Repubs like a fiddle. Now we know who we can't trust and who secretly loves Obama!

I heard Steve Bannon had 3 ribs removed to suck his own dick and also played Paul on The Wonder Years.

We have one that was always the "shit mall". What they did was convince folks to open businesses out in what was the parking lot so that it appears that the mall is getting better with the TGIFridays and Smashburgers and whatnot while simultaneously not doing shit to the mall itself.

Secretly, she hated it and is waiting for just the right argument to bring it up.

Argo fuck yourself.

All of sudden, I have an opinion about them apples.