Steve died, man. You going to his funeral?
Naw, shit's in Beaufort, SC and Nikki Hailey sucks.

Naw. Mr. Berry Gordy would want more money for them songs.
And Mary Kay Place sucks at walking in a side by side line.

Gus Grissom screws the pooch while Everybody Hurts plays.

Is it a solar candle?

Of course he is. Nothing can fucking kill him.

If only a terrific movie made in 1983 could be shown instead.
Also, this is my favorite Tom Wolfe book just ahead of Vanities.

Dik loves EL James. Confirmed!

Hey, uh, Soph? That Ariel Winter is over 18 now, right? Think she'd be down for a threesome?
Hmm? 20th time today I've asked? Whatever.
But would she?

After yelling in it's little face "I WANT TO HELP" it stared at me uncomprehendingly. I slapped it several times to knock that dumb look off it's face.

Their password is always "BRETTFARVEISGOD69". Save yourself the amputation.

It's been rough these past 40 years not buying things with a UPC code.
On the plus side, enjoy Hell, heathens.

The Wu Tang Clan warned of this future 20 years ago.

If you can work out how to fit David Berkowitz and a cute talking puppy in it, then go for it.

That sounds suspiciously similar to the Disney Channel Tyra Banks movie Life-Size.

Mannequin was remade as Lars and the Real Girl. In the remake the Real Girl doll never became human cause Lars was cool just fucking the doll.

I'll probably just Skipper role in Barbie.

The dirty Zrfffian, eh?

I had sex with Eartha Kitt on a yacht. What? It came up organically.

Oh no! How can I watch someone who doesn't agree with me!

".."