I knew what he meant, Vern.

On the plus side, they tend to talk attractive actresses into taking off their clothes and posing.

Where's that Rollo Tomasi guy?

In the past when I grabbed my wife's breast I had to make the "Haaaaooooogggaaahhhhh" sound myself. At Clown Motel, it just did it.
It was all fun and games til I ejaculated confetti. Now, she won't speak to me.

*blows on sign*
"Nipple Clamp Room"

It's a real Killer Klown location with lots of Outer Space for a pool.

The Funny Ranch, eh?

My mother is not that dirty whore from Pieces where she comes to life and scratches off dudes' dicks.

I'll pass. I don't really want to put clown makeup on my mother's stuffed corpse.

Spockenspiel

Man, we been here 2 hours. I wonder when the second song starts playing.

One must see Branson's nightlife.

You too? I would high five you but touching a dude during sex is gay.

Not me. I love pussy too much and sleep with many women nightly.

A girl who sat behind me in homeroom because of an alphabetical seating assignment loved two things in 9th grade: New Kids and Dice Clay.
It seems an odd pairing, now.

Mr. Gere shoved furry rodents into his ass for pleasure. Completely different.

I suppose if I found myself in Missouri for the night and my choices were him and, say, Jeff Dunham.

The lesson here. Male pop stars love semen!

I still recall hearing that rumor about one of the New Kids on the Block.

What's dripping? What made you sleepy? What did you do with that Hot Pocket, perv?