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Over 9000!!

Counterpoint: Lawnmower Man made $1 billion dollars and is the finest film ever.

If Wade is this thin and good looking, I can't wait to see how hot and not birth marked Art3mis turns out.

Hey, that song is still popular in the year 3000.

In the book there's some Monty Python and the Holy Grail stuff. So, it is doubly referential.

There is a Rush song called Jacob's Ladder.

That's the kind of hard hitting comics coverage we need around here.

Does Dagwood get an oversized sandwich?!?!

If by money you mean a large stack of Rob Liefeld comics then yes.

You're a regular that one guy in the background of the club scene from Blade 1.

Pffft. Where's all the coverage of Family Circus, B.C. and The Lockhorns? Y' know, real comics.

I've watched outside your window and it doesn't look great. Not at all.

I did watch them and I couldn't give a detailed synopsis of what I saw.

Sounds like someone needs Willie Bibleman Aames, Defender of the Bible Belt.

I've never like touchpads. I tend to buy a wireless mouse and disable that shit.

Day got a baby on the way and Oswald getting married and Jonah Ray is doing things. Who has time to watch crap movies and write some jokes?

At work I see daily stories about people named things like Ariel and Hadid and Jenner and Thorne. These stories often let me know that they are bravely going outside with their bras and cowboy boots.
I'm never sure why these stories exist but I realize the stories aren't aimed at me.

I never realized that the movie where Katie Holmes got her tits out was a mutant movie.
I guess Galadriel was a psychic so it makes sense but I just never made the connection.

Get off my lawn with your angry acid rock, robot.