A mother shouldn't outlive her 70 year old child.

I just can't see Damon doing a convincing Boston accent.
Needs Mark Wahlberg as a fahkin' ripped Kennedy.

That would be a helluva Tinder profile.

What a Shocker!

He's a red headed Englishman. If he removes his shirt it's like the Ark of the Covenant.

So long and thanks for all the tits.

When I was a kid, I was really invested in the adventures of Blair, Jo, Tootie, Natalie and Mrs. Garrett. Every week I was so immersed. Maybe it was the episode where Nat and Tootie thought a bong was a jellybean holder or Blair being upset over poor people.
Then one night I had the rug pulled out from under me.
Tooti…

Man, TV fans are some whiny bitches.

No. That's Jenna from The Girly Show.

Netflix counters with Monica Potter in something. We'll think of a show later.

A while back I had to call the IRS. After spending 20 minutes on hold, which seemed reasonable for government stuff, a voice came on asking me about vacations.
It took me a while to work out that the IRS doesn't care about my vacation plans and I had called the wrong number.

He was pretty terrifying in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

C'mon, Uncle Eddie. We have plenty of time before the other gang destroys the speakeasy.

Kinja III: The Domination.

Finally! My show Clown Fart on Cake Candle Family Hour will leave public access TV and I'll get to meet that dreamy Robert Redford!

Fun fact: I saw that shitty Pauly Shore movie in theaters for some damned reason.
When poor Lane Smith used one of Shore's catch phrases I felt so bad for him.

I don't know. 13 Ghosts featured a haunted glass house and was really terrible.

I used to say that a literal adaptation of Gerald's Game would be awful, much like that shitty book, but 90 minutes of nekkid Gugino would be a true Oscar contender.

I just happen to be watching Mike and Rich speculate about how terrible the movie will be and all the dumb stuff that will probably be in it.

Ginsberg is more or less Bernie (Weekend not Bros) and she is articulated with rope and the other lib judges so they don't risk giving up another seat to that dastardly Trump.