It's close enough!!

No. Found footage movies are the Devil's taint*.

FOX NEWS Making Dem Wings At Chili's Taste Gud AF.

Old people can't be bothered to mess with that internet bullshit like a damned millennial.

Shoulda hit Putin in the goddamned nuts and have a sleeping Alex Jones fall from a TV.

Shaky cam and action movies I liked in the 80s don't mix.

Only at Star Trek convention de Lancie signings.

It's a real Party at Kitty and Stud's

Colonel? Can we dance this time?

Like a sidekick?

Somewhere Kennedy is just happy to be remembered.

From Ebert's B.A.P.S. review.

We'll never hear him call Karloff a cocksucker again.

I just vaguely recall finding it boring.

Night, Dawn and Martin are just terrific films.
RIP

These poor homeless unicorns often sell their horns to old impotent Chinese men for crack money.

As we learned in episode 3.12 "Pinkiepie or Whatever the Fuck Goes to Space", unicorns use concentrated friendship to breathe in space.

Soundcloud the one where all the kids rap poorly and put it up for their friends to like and/or listen?

As an 80s kid, I have no recollection of last year, Damned Alzheimer's

I like the book. It isn't some great American novel and knows it. It's just a throwaway bit of wish fulfillment that someday Cline's grandchildren will give two shits about Kajagoogoo.