It's roughly 1/3rd Ender's, 1/3rd The Last Star Fighter and 3/3rds shoehorned 80s references.

Armada, a book that isn't specifically about a game involving 80s references, is a lot worse with them. Quite possibly because Armada doesn't involve a game built around 80s references.

It's a tremendous day.
On social media the "Who cares?" and "people have kids everyday, why is this special?" people will be fighting the "Why you hatin'?" and "Why you commenting" people?"

I daresay it is getting interest because he is on a popular TV show. If he died on Corey in the House or something we probably wouldn't hear about it.

Strom Thurmond took that literally.

A sub 1% chance that Hillary got a vote from a couple of dead people > Russia hacking shit to help the Republicans win.
Because when Republicans win, we* all win.

More likely, a bunch of people would post things on social media complaining about it and, having posted, do what was asked of them.

Rather than goatse, I'd have to link tubgirl because we are drowning in shit from our own asses. It's like a metaphor.

I am quickly approaching the point in Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age where my desire to see the story play out evaporates and the plot goes from "2 countries are warring or some shit and I guess I have to do something about it" to "brave group of people skip a bunch of shit and just fights because they want to do…

He will be playing the witch in the all black Snow White adaptation.

*CW checks to see if the dad from 7th Heaven is under contract*

*holds flashlight under face*
They say he wanders these woods. You can only see his glittery glove just before he grabs your dick.
*Stevie uses small disco ball in the distance*
There he is now!!!!!

When I heard about the new Uncharted with the ladies, I said, "Meh."
The I heard that Jak and Daxter HD-ier remaster is a pre-order bonus and suddenly I say, "Tell me more."

Dante's Inferno and, I think, some old Ghost Rider game showed that it is far too easy to fuck up the simple formula.

Obscure Australian marsupial. A phrase that answers a surprisingly large number of questions.

Hmm? No. I'm saving these ether until I need them for an important fight.
*70 hours later*
I have 99 ethers.

I'm gonna assume that you wanna end your life because the DS4 is just terrific.

Me: Man, this Crash is the best remaster. No one will equal it.
FF12: Hold my non-existent mana drink because MP regens over time.

A lot of folks seemed to like that one about farts.

She was heard to say, "Perhaps you like to step outside and have a round of fisticuffs. How about that?"