Well, I think it was nice that your mom gave you a job calling out numbers for her clients to know who goes next.

The one with jaundice and a yeast infection.

This sex slang is really weird these days.

These lemon cakes. Could you give me 14 paragraphs describing them?

I did not know that most sex takes place on tavern tables where a group of men rapes the local tavern wench.

The wife and I were on the fence about seeing it. Rotten Tomatoes convinced us to wait til video.

I saw both over the weekend.
Baby Driver was like the best Hal Needham movie ever. Or second best. I really love Smokey and the Bandit.
I didn't hate DM3 as much as I expected. The kids really liked it. They got the fart humor out of the way early and the Minions didn't appear that often.

I always liked that Plant felt that Gollum was very likely to steal his chick. It's almost like Page explained the books poorly to him on purpose.

On this napkin, Tolkien wrote, "A book where the elves do some shit. Maybe fire some arrows and fight something kinda like orcs but aren't orcs."
Movie 1 of 4 is being written right now.

What was that song about? It was really sad.
Aye, it was about the time my uncle lost his gold.

I was down in Mesquite a couple of months ago. They had a Plants vs Zombies 2 machine that was 3D. I couldn't work out who that was aimed at. 10 year old kids can't gamble.

Bakshi did it in 90 minutes, Jackson.

WB was the defendant and the Tolkien estate was the Plantir.

I watched 5 Armies out of annoyed obligation. I'd watched like 5 hours of boring Hobbits and Dwarves, what's 3 more hours?

Konami's all, "What about some Hobbits and Dragons and Shit Pachinko machines?"

That Paul Bettany movie wasn't that bad.

Time machine + mom and pop VHS store or eBay. Whichever is easier.

Linnea Quigley once grew 4 additional breasts in the not very good z grade Necropolis.

He was very sad about it.

How do you know that's Baker?
She's a black lady wearing giant feathers in the middle of the street as she often did.