*Disagrees by whispering a bit and then YELLING!!!*

Wizard what?! Oh. Hunt. Misheard.

2. Lolol Sriracha lolol

Hold on, now. You're saying that Jeopardy took some modern slang and twisted it into a pun category? That's crazy.

There's that Knife Held In Teeth wit we're all used to.

I have found that there aren't nearly enough amusement park rides aimed towards the rape-minded.
I was pretty excited when Carowinds added the Force and Groper, the first rollercoaster where women are held in by the closest man's hands. If it was their boyfriend or husband it was a nice bonus.

I always enjoyed Janie's Got A Gun. "Man, her dad is an asshole for molesting her. But, hey, check out Shawnee Smith in a bikini. Hubba hubba, am i right?"

Wonder Woman don't even chew up the food she feeds her baby! That ain't Wonderful.

With Mario Kart on the Wii, I happened to notice one day that my then 6 year old was racing Germans online and doing pretty well for himself. If it had voice chat or something we'd probably have disconnected the internet but from what I could tell it would be difficult for those guys to be shitty towards him.

The controls feel a bit tighter than I vaguely recall from 20 years ago. When I miss a jump or don't spin just right, I tend to feel it is my fault and not the game's. And running towards the camera is alright, I guess.

I bought Murdered for $5 in some sale a good while back. The game was this fairly standard affair. The thing that got me was when I later looked at trophies and noticed there was an entire set of collectibles in the game that I missed and the game never hinted at.

I played a bit of Crash one 20 years ago. There were just other, better options.

I finished my 2nd run of Final Fantasy XV. With proper expectations, the 2nd run worked a lot better. I'll admit that I still don't really give a shit why I was doing the things and fighting the things. I still quite like the battle system. I still have some clean up with the jobs and weapons and what not that…

He was too busy fucking and kicking ass to play that nerd shit.

I remember looking it up on Gamefaqs a number of years after "finishing" it on PS1.
"Jesus, I missed a lot of shit" was my main thought.

The not very good Maximo killed the chance.

Word of mouth in town will kill it.
Look on light box at heart wall? A laurel in your soup makes it hearty? What?!

1986. I remember it well. I was in my fourth decade at First United Bank of the Colonies. No wait. That was 1686. What was 1986?

The first one has these things, not unlike Mousetraps, that crush you on an irregular timer.

The games are mostly pretty good until they went 3D.