Just apply 3 "You're A Star" stickers to your baby every day and they'll never get polio.

Cosmic energy and corporate toxins, of course.

As a kid, I called hypodermic needles "stickers" therefore stickers did heal.
CHECKMATE!

If you'd like a sandwich, please knock twice on the table.
A table is where one typically eats food.

Well, that would only cure her hunger for an hour and then she's back where she started.

She needs a handle for that cup before she drops the cup from the hunger shakes and ruins her laptop.

Poor lady is looking at pictures of food.

I'm pretty sure the velcro used to hold my $4 shoes on was once developed by NASA and therefore my cheap shoes are keeping me healthy.

I bought Oceanhorn in a PSN sale. The bit I've played is pretty alright. It's kinda Zelda-y. Kinda. If it isn't over $5 or $6, you'll get your money's worth.

Still mostly in my replay of Final Fantasy XV. I haven't gotten to any of the stuff that got patched to fix the problems in that terrible late chapter or the stuff that adds more backstory to the villain. It's still a pretty good Final Fantasy as these post-X ones go.
Next week is the Crash Bandicoot Trilogy remaster…

5,798 muffins later…
I found it!
Fuck off, fatty.

Ooooh what a feelin'
When you standing in line at Panera.

But, you aren't rich or famous.

Say You, Say cancerAIDS.

'Before you can pass me, O mortal,' it said, 'you must answer my riddle.'

What is the fastest land animal?

It might be better if you Don't Speak.

Trip sucked.
Why? Dinosaurs get loose and kill people?
No. ICEE machine was broken.

Unix? I know this!

I went to see it in theaters. As it started to become evident that it wouldn't be fun terrible like ID4 I said, "Must go faster. Just fast forward, projectionist."