Death Wish says, "Please enjoy the feature."

Jurassic World 2: Remember This Lost World Edition.

Oh yeah. He was in that shit.

No one has seen her since the election. She becomes a myth, a spook story that the consevatively minded tell their kids. "Vote for a thing that benefits the poor and Hilary Clinton's gonna get you" And no one ever believes.

Looks like Tron Guy's about the pay a billion dollars.

The costs to the environment are wrong, bitch.

Yes. If the truth makes one look bad.

Coal not relevant?! Look at Mr. I Can Afford Clean Burning Whale Oil over here.

Willow, I am the wizard Armond the White. My advice is always opposite of common sense.

And if the movie is shit, he can throw up his hands and blame someone else.
Win/Win/Win.

Makes for a nice Remember than time I was in American Graffiti with Han Solo story.
Plus the truck of money helped.

Irvin Kershner? The guy who will make a kinda terrible Robocop sequel in 9 years? Bleh.
-1979 internet commenter and psychic.

Clint Howard as alien cameo requires 0 makeup.
Ron's already saving Disney money.

Free range organic Lord and Miller, please.

*Millennium Falcon refuses to work*
*Han hits it*

An albino Paul Bettany is the least weird thing in the Star Wars universe.

You don't love me, you just love my doggie style.

Now trading cigarettes for confirmed orgasms.

Dear Duncan Jones,
I would be eternally grateful for a film telling of the story of Arthas and Sylvanas Windrunner.
Yours,
anxie.

Oh no. We're still married.