I really don't get the Sharknado thing. I really hate self-aware Z grade schlock.
Too much winking at the camera not enough sincere incompetence.

Why was there never a Madea/Saw crossover?

The first one is a legitimately good horror movie. Each one after has to have some big dumb twist and tells the story in a non-linear way to lead to the big twist.
They get progressively worse as they go but are generally worth sitting though once as long as you don't have a week to live and blowing 11 hours on movies…

I was going more for horror series. I have a Fast and Furious set over on the shelf and I'll watch 1 and 5-8 again, 2-4… nah.

It was pretty good. So good we have never returned for some reason.

I have been to Quizno's once. I was telling the dude what I wanted on the sub and from his demeanor it seemed I was the asshole for wanting it my way rather than whatever Quizno's decided should be on it.
Maybe it was that one dude or the chain, but I never went back.

Back when my wife and I started sneaking around with each other, we left work early one night and went and had Wienerschnitzel and watched Saw III

Friday the 13th is the only series I can think of with a decent set of of post-3 sequels. It's kinda like Star Trek movies where the odd numbers aren't very good (relative to other Friday movies) until it hit 7. and then it was a long slog from 7 to the kinda fun X.

It would be pretty neat if Jigsaw was a stealth remake of Pieces.

I found a complete set on Blu for $6 a while back. The wife and I sat and watched them over a couple of days. Diminishing returns defined.

The movies always came across like James Wan really liked that scene where Tyler Durden pulled a gun on the clerk.

Years ago I worked with a guy, who with the thinnest of openings, would prattle on about the "lore" of Saw for 20 minutes. It became a fun game to find the most obscure trigger to get him talking.

It's the price of a used Chevy Cavalier, whatever those are.

*Shakes head in confusion*

Is there nothing that Gwyneth Paltrow won't sell?

Cut the army of nannies in on the swag and they'll keep your secret.

Beyonce's twins are still at the hospital. You could sneak in and take one's place.

And Johnny Depp just asked for a few dollars to buy some tequila, not that expensive Clooney shit, bottom shelf is cool.

Twins are pretty expensive to raise what with the college and nappies.

I own a copy that I found for $5. I picked it up because I hadn't seen it since '86. I still haven't seen it since '86.