Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

Skins are just three games off of first.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

Man, for all the talk about rivalry, he really seems to emulate Floyd Mayweather.

Check out the Bengals’ Paul Brown stadium. Even before they went to 0-5, entire sections of the stadium were empty. And there’s a helluva lot LESS to do on Sundays in Cincy than in LA or San Diego.

The San Diego Chargers had a great location and lots of fans, they were just missing a sufficiently well-endowed owner.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

Bostonians drowning out fans of the home team is a proud Maryland tradition.

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

An underrated sports joy is being the visiting fans and having the stadium ring out with “DE=FENSE” when the home QB is on the field.

The pissing match the season prior and the abrupt departure of most of their talent set that team up to be a dumpster fire.

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

For those of you (like me), who were wondering - he ended up being paid over $14 million for his one year in San Francisco and he’s currently D-line coach for Washington. While he’s moved down the NFL owner hierarchy in terms of who to work for (nowhere to go but up from Snyder), I happy to see that he got enough out…

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

So does Nick Saban.

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.