anvilsmash01
Anvilsmash
anvilsmash01

No blast. You are absolutely correct. Full disclosure, I have one daughter, planned and we’re very happy with the one. I was sterilized before she was three, it’s called family planning, and no regrets. You wouldn’t believe the shit I took from some family members for stopping at one, and then I saw what my younger bro

As a Canadian who regularly travels through Jasper National Park, I agree. It’s only 2 lanes for much of the way, so when someone stops to stare at some stupid mountain goat licking up road salt, they're now a hazard, especially in winter. 

I think it’s the day after Labour Day in most of Canada. I know AB and BC are anyway. 

Looking very omniscient right now.

As a skilled power engineer (aka: stationary engineer in the US) who is very good at managing the operation of a power plant, this is exactly how I hope to spend my retirement. But since Canada can be a frozen hellscape in the winter, I hope to be renting condos in the Caribbean during the months I choose not to work.

That sounds like something I’d be interested in. Holy shit, Delaware! Way to up your game!

As a bar patron of a few spots, I agree. Sports bars, dive/watering holes, live music venues, and the nice bars that aren’t clubs (no dance floor), are all great in their own way. There’s a time and place for all types, and I enjoy them all equally, but a hybrid joint just throws the crowd out of wack.

This was gold! Plenty of laughter from this gentile.

Whistler is my favourite Australian city.

As a white, I have never heard of this “piss bomb” before, and I showered with army cadets (think boy scouts, but with rifles) for three teenage years. Not that I didn’t witness some other dumb shit, but that’s a new one.

The locker room mirror is one of the few places where a person can be shirtless (more important for dudes, I guess) with a sick pump filling their engorged pecs, deltoids, traps, and biceps. I will never take a better selfie! (without downlighting)

ouch.

And leave room for Jesus!

Or, you can be like two couples that I know that have three children evenly spaced five years apart. As in 16, 11, an 7. Kids are spaced far enough apart where they have no common interests, and they spent 9 out of 16 years changing diapers. I weep for them.

- 44 year old couple with one 16 year old.

But I was poor in my 20's.

I’m not alone then...

I’m (almost) dying! I’m recovering from a bout of whooping cough, and the laughter generated from this gif sent me into laughing, wheezing, almost puking convulsion. Holy shit, that is funny.

As a Canadian married for 20 years with one child, I (sadly) must agree with that statement.

Seattle were +1 underdogs, so as far as me and my bookmaker are concerned, Seahawks win!

I agree. I am fortunate enough to have the extra space to leave a pile dumbells next to a small bench, and I work out at a MUCH more consistent rate than when I was travelling to and paying for a gym membership.