these WORTHLESS dimwitted fucknuggets expect us to sit by quietly in an orderly fashion when the police kill unarmed citizens but they’ll pack up their cars with weapons and drive across several states to fuck their own capitol up and murder people because some bitch-ass scumbag piece of shit was unable to prove his…

See, the difference there was, George Floyd actually died with a policeman’s knee on his neck, even if you don’t believe that this was the full cause of his death.

Aww, is someone mad that a TV show called out their bullshit beliefs? How adorable.

Almost made it.

50 years after I first saw it, I can still remember all the lyrics!!!

Or, as the Chicago Tribune identified him:

Even sadder that he only got $1.09 in damages.

...active into his 90th decade.

A musical tribute in his honor:

The day when one of Carl Reiner or Mel Brooks wouldn’t have the other around was always going to be a sad one. Absolute friendship goals.

He was an amazing person to follow on Twitter, tweeting about everything from the awfulness of Trump to the greatness of Triscuits (both of which he was absolutely correct about). RIP.

a thing that consistently makes me laugh is a ‘review’ on the back of a carl reiner book i have:

He finally woke up to find his name in the obituary pages.

I love how the coach gets red-assed when people question his questionable decision-making. Especially when that coach has spent all offseason and training camp obsessing over missing a kick that was very nearly the same distance as this one. It’s one thing not to trust your erratic QB who has shown little aptitude for…

No football team has ever gained yardage on a running play when the other team knew they were running. Nagy was billed as some sort of fucking offensive genius and he can’t call a play in that situation to get them a few more yards?

As a Ravens fan maybe they ran the ball because Flacco would just throw the ball to his last check down player and not get the 5 yards. There’s a reason the Ravens let him go. He just hasn’t been good the last couple of years.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

THIN Fucking LIZZY isn’t on the list either. Criminal!