In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

Hate the pats all you want but they did everything they could to keep Miami in the game. 

Seahawks at Steelers: Sometimes I eat the pineapple core. You probably shouldn’t do this. But I’ll be cutting up a whole pineapple and the core is sitting there, free for anyone to take. I can’t waste it. Tastes like pineapple-flavored wood pulp. Good for the rectum.

I see what you’re saying, but I really liked the set up of this Jamboroo. To me (like you, I bet), it mirrors the feeling I get watching actual football. Horror mingled with a compulsion for continuing to watch/read.

I broke my elbow last year and stopped taking my pain meds pretty shortly after surgery. Trying to grunt out a goddamn Thermos every couple of days was not great. I truly thought I was going bust a blood vessel in my head trying to back those monstrosities out.

It’s one of the drugs that doctors fed into my IV to help induce a coma after I underwent emergency brain surgery last December.

Enjoy the games, everyone.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I’m slightly confused. At least based on a quick google, Terrell Owens never played for the Patriots or Belichick. Are you confusing him with Randy Moss?

[Grumbles in Belichick]

It took an extra twenty years or so, but we finally are bearing witness to what it would have been like if Biff owned an NFL team thanks to him.

Brown comes out of this looking bad for sure, but I think it’s a bit of a stretch to assume no team will touch him if(when?) he gets released. The whole helmet saga was ridiculous but it’s been resolved, the main issue is the Raiders refusing to waive the fines for not being in camp. The Raiders were completely within…

Belichick and Brady are going to make a challenge for themselves in one of their games against an AFC East opponent (probably the Bills) where they will try to win the game with their only completions being in the end zone and otherwise moving up and down the field entirely on PI calls. Brady’s stat line for that game…

That’s why it’s great to be a Lions fan. I have them going 6-10 so if they beat that, nice. If not, who cares. Keep the bar low and no one gets disappointed!

With Gronk gone, Bill Belichick has absolutely spent his summer writing up plays designed to draw DPI penalties.

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

That’s why the Trumpites love him.

I dunno, call me old fashioned, but whining about a helmet and posting poorly punctuated Instagram rants doesn’t quite add up to improving the image of a rapist.