Pictured, breakfast at the Rivers Estate:

It basically reserves your place to buy season tickets for a specific seat in the house. It’s the dumbest grift in all of professional sports, I had an acquaintance who went to the Falcons’ wine and dine and walked out laughing when they told him his previously $5k season tickets were now $50k+that $5k. There’s a…

It’s not even like after seasons of 11, 12, 13, and 14 (!) wins there was even a heartbreaking Super Bowl loss. Of course not! Just a single appearance in the AFC Championship game where they lost to - natch - the Patriots.

I have to wonder if Drew artificially cut back on reader submissions to make a clever joke on their irrelevance or if that’s really all he got. 

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Romo was also like 36 when he retired, right?

I honestly think it is silly that people are giving Luck shit but I think Romo’s case was a bit different. Romo deteriorated over the course of several seasons and then Dak came in and went 13-3 which kind of put the writing on the wall. I think the timing is what everyone freaked out about with Luck especially since…

Wow, man, Teddy is a piece of shit. At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it. That’s the first step, T!

Also, IIRC, Kitna was part of the 0-16 Lions squad.  

To be fair, as an Eagles fan, I truly hate the Cowboys more than any team except the Eagles.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

Also, never forget this franchise let Josh Brent stand on the sideline mere weeks AFTER KILLING A PRACTICE SQUAD MEMBER IN A SINGLE CAR DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT IN WHICH HE WAS THE DRIVER.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

This team has been garbage for about 90% of it’s entire existence.

I like to think a new generation — or maybe an older generation’s younger siblings — became acquainted with him as the “Is it the frank or the beans?” dad from “There’s Something About Mary.”

A friend of mine once took me for a tour around Philly consisting of buildings that burned down, buildings that burned down suspiciously, and, of course, buildings the police chose to burn down that then caused other buildings to burn down. She still lives there.

I know who David Morse is!! David Morse is my 2nd favorite, “hey it’s THAT GUY” guy in movies.   Right behind William Fichtner and right in front of Keith David

I don’t have strong feelings about the Eagles one way or the other (which is a rarity I guess, but bless them for doing God’s work a couple of years ago anyway) but just want to commend Drew for getting the schedule straight this year. Previously this started up in mid-August and wound up having to double up the last…