People are often grateful that they can go an entire life without stepping foot inside Indiana. I am not fortunate to be among them.

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

“Country music is a hate crime.”

Thanks man, it’s one of the rarer side effects of HPV, so to everyone out there, get your kids the goddamn HPV vaccine as soon as possible, and watch where you put your genitals.

As far as I remember, the only time I ever saw my dad cry he was lying in a hospital bed dying of cancer and had realised he wouldn’t be there for the family any more. A week later, he wasn’t.

Yeah between Sam and the guy whose father left the family b/c the son rooted for the Vikings, damn that got dark in places.

Jeffery’s cross section of Vikings fans is 100% accurate.

I’m not sure if MAGA turds are giving their kids name like Kymlynn and Braedyn and are setting up college funds. More like Gunnar and Reagan and they won’t be going any liberal indoctrination factories (except maybe to Liberty or Hillsdale).

Cousins is showing so many teeth it looks like Rob Liefeld drew his mouth.

Annual contributions:

Sam wrecked me.

I’m 30, unemployed, my groin and hip are fucked up, and there’s a non-zero chance I have cancer on my dick. Somehow, the Vikings are going to be the worst part of my year.

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

LOL KIRK

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

Managing expectations for this team is like having a two year old. I know you’re going to shit your pants today but if you can manage to keep most of it in your diaper and off the walls we can call that a success. 

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.