The dogs, they’re a-whistlin’ in these comments baby

Hey man, if I wanted to talk about something that sucks that’s rife with 90's nostalgia and has chugged along on an unearned reputation for 25 years, I’d go over to/ r/pearljam

Mustache-less Tomsula is far too terrifying.

The Carson Chargers will join the Inglewood Rams in a year or two.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

A bunch of years back I met and shook hands with Donald Trump in a room of about 25 people. At the time I just thought of him as a big doofus... my missed face-punching opportunity haunts me to this day.

God damn what a treat Dewey Beach is, though.  It’s like visiting Jurassic Park except for juiced-up frat boys in tank tops razzed on White Claws.  I went for my bachelor party and it was a.....singular experience

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

I miss when Skins fans were actually working-class middle-aged men (of various ethnicities, not just white kids from Arlington) men who knew football X’s and O’s. There was a time when fans in DC were some of the most knowledgeable in the league. Back in the RFK days.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

What about the new Defensive Coordinator whose defence will be more aggressive and blitz more often? Isn’t there a new Defensive Coordinator whose defence will be more aggressive and blitz more often? My entire life, there were new Defensive Coordinators whose defence would be more aggressive and would blitz more…

What'd I ever do to you?!?

“Sure, a few of your team’s players were involved in horrific off-season domestic violence incidents, but luckily for your squad they’ve suffered pretty much zero consequences!”

NFL team categories are as follows:

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

Floridians: That’s Jacksonville. 

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

Speaking of people who have had rough times in Florida, they traded for Jason Pierre-Paul.

Mark Davis telling the Oakland fanbase he wants to win a title for us before moving to Vegas is basically like telling your wife you’ll get her that diamond necklace she’s always wanted before you divorce her for a stripper.