Lol, I wrote this and I’m dumb, never write emails high kids, or else you will be ripped to shreds by internet commentators. 

Vernon Davis: elite athlete, God tier herb.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

Steelers.

Actually, Denmark’s passive but overt resistance to the Nazi occupation is a great example of how to resist evil in the event of military resistance being impossible.  Compared to France for example, which was admittedly in a very different situation, Denmark was/is a shining beacon of courage and freedom.

Every year I tell my students “Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.”
They don’t respect me at all.

Wars have a way of sorting shit out like that. Around 1915, my wife’s step-grandfather was left behind as an infant on a doorstep in a village near Donetsk when a Gypsy caravan moved on. During the Great Patriotic War, he surged through the ranks and ended up being the commander of a Katyusha battalion, which put him…

Great quote from “A Bronx Tale” that basically hits on the same vibe:

“Is it better to be loved or feared? That’s a good question. It’s great to be both, but it’s very difficult. But if I had my choice, I would rather be feared. Fear lasts longer than love.”

That quote is like sweet, sweet candy to a certain class of…

LOL, I like to day dream that one day I would see Phil Mushnick walking down the street and then suddenly turn my baseball cap backwards to hopefully instigate a reaction from him and then end up pummeling him in the middle of the sidewalk

2019: when the only adults left in the room are wearing colorful spandex underpants.

I can’t wait to see how the right wing nutjobs try calling the Jew anti-Semitic for daring to criticize Israel.

If I’m reading Starr’s comments correctly and he’s actually criticizing Israel for depriving its citizens of “basic human rights,” then he’s my new favorite.
Also, very surprised he would criticize Israel...very antisemitic of him.

It’s pretty okay. I’ve had pizza in D.C., Chicago and even Florence, Italy, that was much, much better, but there are a couple of local pizza joints that make a nice pie. Funny enough, one is called A.J.’s NY Pizzeria. There’s a low-cost pizza delivery place called Pizza Shuttle (they still use the same ditty they…

I don’t disagree, I just wanted to hop on and *really* stress how badly Daulerio fucked up

Never forget Daulerio” joked” that he would publish video of child porn during a deposition. AJ Daulerio was and remains a gigantic shitstain. 

Okay, state your case in favor of Pizza Ranch.

I unashamedly love HamNo, and you’re right about his wheelhouse.  Additionally, his comedy/satire pieces make me literally LOL and I wish there were more of them as well.

When Manhattan, KS got its first Pizza Ranch a couple of years ago, it became the symbol of chain-food mockery for my family. We take turns picking out the evening’s restaurant once a week and almost every time, someone says with seriousness, “I choose Pizza Ranch” to the hilarity of the others. We are hayseeds,…

I had somehow avoided it my entire life until a month ago when I let my son decide where to eat.  He chose so poorly that he’s not allowed to make any decisions for the rest of the year.

I once lived kitty corner from a bar where an argument led to a guy being head butted through the bar’s front window at closing time. A huge pane of glass sliced his femoral artery, and he bled out and died.  End of story.