How “horrifying” capitalism really is? I mean, sure, but look at the alternatives...

If you loved growing up watching the Cubbies on WGN for free and listening to Harry Caray, boy will you love paying extra for this shitty new network to listen to Len Kasper.

It was soup day at the ballpark.

1. Painting

By descending into hopeless, alcoholic despair and dying in a drunken, one-car accident?

“Dan Snyder: Grasping, Desperate Cheapskate”

It’s worse than sock garters that have lost their snapback!

“His hands are large enough to palm an official-size baseball!”

Working Group

Sun dog.

This may be the best Deadspin post ever. Also, dog!

Big Terrier strikes again.

While these are all, likely, very good dogs, rescue mutts are the best:

Dog!

This is not the content we deserve, but it’s certainly the content we need. My contribution is my pair of sunbathing, photobombing weirdos:

Dog With Snout

I read each “dog” in the style of the Beastie Boys’ “Girls”

FOR ONCE ALL THE DOG SHIT AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WASN’T JUST THE KNICKS! HEY-O!

Im in the middle of writing my wedding Thank You notes.