He also owns like 150 Five Guys, pre-IPO Google stock and thousands of investment properties. It’s like that old Chris Rock bit flipped on its head: “Shaq is rich but the guy who signs his checks is wealthy.”  Shaq has more money then god now. 

I really was hoping you were going to have resurrected Drew do the thumbs dance, but still, A+ work.

It’s the Leafs, and the ghost of this gargoyle

I agree 100%.

This might not be your jam, buddy. 

Yes, this guy has a stick up his ass, but assuming “grav” means gravity bong hit, there’s no way she’s fine afterwards. Unless by fine you mean “so stoned your friend has to give you a pep talk to walk into the movie theater” and “shouldn’t have gone to see Memento because now you think you have that guy’s disease.”

Fucking Wayne Gretzky and his high stick.

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

I still haven’t forgiven Kerry Fucking Fraser. 

Yea! Don’t discuss changes in your partners behavior that bother you! Leave when anything happens! This is smart!

Beholdeth! HE IS RISEN!!

You ain’t from around here, are you?

Yup.  They gave his mom car insurance when no one else would, is how I think the story goes. 

This’ll likely be gray and never seen by anyone save for those brave enough to click the “Show Pending” button, but—-

or the dreaded Karl

“Steven” is a pretender to the throne.

RE: Colonoscopy.

I remember hearing the story (I think it was when he was about to leave Orlando for the Lakers) where Shaq had not touched any of his NBA salary and was living strictly off his endorsement money. Say what you will about Shaq, the dude is smart as hell.

It’s good to have you back, sir. But it’s also nice to know that the Funbag and Deadcast are in good hands without you. Somehow your absence made me appreciate you AND the rest of the staff even more. Tim Marchman on the Deadcast has made me realize how much I miss him, but I also love Roth’s frustratingly rapid…