Why do you think they’re going with Mayim?

Mayim Bialik is a charisma vacuum.

Joke suggestion: Just get Will Ferrel doing his Trebek

“Angry Barsanti Articles” seems redundant. Can probably just say Barsanti Articles. 

If we start getting a bunch of Angry Barsanti Articles aimed at Jeopardy I'm blaming you. 

They could just have the two of them play against each other.  I’ve heard that she has a Ph.D.!

If you’re gonna ‘fuck America’, you best use a thick condom.

Yeah it made me super nostalgic and bummed out. RIP AV Club.

The odd thing about the 2011 revival was that they were actually smarter than the modern MTV programming they were watching.

I like how this article is basically “look how great AV Club used to be when it talked about music” 

Lena Dunham is a mediocrity. 

Korn:

I feel like the show already beat the internet to the punch with Roy. Like, it’s the same joke.

“apply a defibrillator jolt to its shambling bulk” in fact, this past season of The Simpsons was excellent. You wouldn’t know it because nobody on this site reviews television anymore, or does anything other than snark, but it’s well worth watching.

Simpsons did it first

This is one of the dumbest most forced things I’ve ever read.  It’s so dumb.

We're in the endgame now. ☹️

It is kinda funny to see how my fellow liberals select who it’s ok to offend against.

Hey Diddy, uhhhh... you wanna go smoke some, ueheheh weed behind those barrels huhuhhh?

It’s interesting because as an 80s/90s kid, I still hear the gruff, Noo Yawk Mario voice from the supershow/smb3/smw cartoons. I’ve gotten used to Martinet’s higher registered take but it was *jarring* when I first played Mario 64.