So, you’re saying that We Live In A Society?

You mean when they took the name “Lady A” from a black musician who had been performing under that name for over 20 years, rather than thinking of something original to call themselves, and then tried to sue her? That was really cool of them. Good example.

Good thing there wasn’t a Trump Island, or else the tone of this article would have probably been pretty different!

“There’s also Bombshell, but it’s harder to make jokes about that.”

With Barsanti, no one ever knows who his snark is aimed at.

“...(admittedly pretty decent) jokes...”

Like, could we NOT, Moby? I literally can't even!!

Say what you will about him, but he’s got the coolest AIM handle of 2003!

Say what you will about him, but he’s got the coolest AIM handle of 2003!

I’d like to hear from Steak-umms. Are they still waxing philosophical about how dang hard it is to be a Millennial?

I like Woody! He’s a way more entertaining cartoon character than that milquetoast William Hughes guy.

Why is it always only the worst beers that come in 18-packs and beyond? 

Mr. DuckSauce doesn’t drink the Kool-Aid, but he does drink the cream of Sum Yung Gai!

Weezer also did it better. And with actual Muppets!

William Hughes is too pure for this world!

Was this that “I Love College” guy?

Don’t worry Hamilton. Gawker was still a shit website back when you worked there too, so things haven’t changed too much!

It’s gotten pretty embarrassing. This was a site I used to come to when I wanted to discover great new stand-up comedians. Now, they just keep trying to make “clapter comedy” a thing.

Clayton’s bad new article has created a vortex of comments ridiculing his bad music taste and equally bad pedo-stache!

My biggest laugh of the episode was from Dennis at the very end... “Hey Mac, did you gain some weight?” The guy’s been back for only a couple minutes, and is already right back to chipping away at the confidence that The Gang had built up in his absence.

“Rappity rap”? Who the fuck ever allowed this dork to review music? Stick to writing “Great Job Internet” articles Clayton. It’s much better suited to your level of writing skills.