I had an acquaintance who, after his third DUI, was given a simple choice by the judge: Quit drinking or quit driving. He relinquished his license on the spot. Being self-aware counts for something, I guess.

Superstar arrested for victimless de minimus crime. Maybe he can use his money and influence to attack draconean DUI/DWI penalties.  

That’s nasty. Let’s Wait a While before the bad song puns.

Also, fuck the Britneyssaince. A baby was the worst thing for her career at that time and she knows it. She can blame Timberlake all she wants, but not one person in her life wanted her to ruin that “Innocent who may make an exception for YOU” image she had going.

The low period of . . . being accused a year ago of using a blaccent 20 years ago? No, I don’t think that’s relevant.

I did not. The cited example is false; as for the rest, whatever. Dude got arrested for alleged DWI. How he speaks, or used to speak is irrelevant.

Whenever I see a story like this I’m just so grateful I managed to quit driving. 

CHOO-CHOO! AVC’S GOT THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HATE TRAIN REPAIRED AND RAISIN’ STEAM AND PULLING INTO THE STATION AGAIN! ALL ABOARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. THE DINING CAR IS SERVING A METRIC SHITTON OF TAYLOR SWIFT PRESS RELEASES WITH A SIDE OF SHITTY REALITY TV NO ONE WATCHES.

I’m not sure what Justin Timberlake maybe using a blaccent 20 years ago has to do with a drunk driving arrest today, but then again, I’m not the AV Club.

The person who he allegedly used the “blaccent” in front of has NO RECOLLECTION OF IT OCCURING in the link you yourself shared:

Depends whether you can prove monotony. Since it’s Jack Antonoff, the answer is a resounding, synth driven, yet weirdly tuneless “yes.”

Do you think she literally meant she peed her pants?  Because if so, then lol.

So this is the man responsible for contemporary music being so bland and mediocre!

I agree, but it seems that the public likes people who sound like everyone else.

You couldn’t pay me enough money to make me listen to a Jack Antonoff produced song.

Lol, I love how you snarked about him until Sabrina Carpenter pushes back, then it’s “oh actually he’s pretty great.” AV Club: The Mitt Romney of pop culture criticism.

Makes no sense to claim that being successful negates criticism.

“I love his work, he makes me sound like everyone else!”

“We’re” not.

You.  You are still talking about the Tom Brady roast.  I am doing no such thing.  One plus zero equals one.  There is no “we” here.