“We’re not joyless buzzkills here...”

As a consequence, it will now be followed by “Talking Talking Dead”, in which a panel of angry internet neckbeards (presided over by Recognitions) will spend an hour each week whining about the fact that this guy still has a show after all this.

I’ve always gone with Storm Eagle as my “starter stage” before all the other ones, so I had no idea that beating this stage actually affects the Spark Mandrill stage. That’s a pretty interesting design choice, and really shows the impeccable attention to detail that went into this game.

Don’t you ever get tired of coming back here, day after day, just to be the perpetual laughingstock of a rapidly dying pop culture site? Don’t you ever want more for your life?

Thank you for this article, and for talking about this issue in a way that is actually honest (even though you guys were certainly on a “fake outrage” kick of your own for awhile there, hopefully seeing it from the other side makes you realize just a little bit how fucking ridiculous all this is?). Mike Cernovich is…

Nice to finally see some footage of this... for a new Matt Groening cartoon, there’s been surprisingly little hype surrounding it. The trailer is clever, although not quite laugh-out-loud funny just yet. It’s got a lot of talented people writing for it though, not to mention a great voice cast. Can’t wait to check it…

Hell, at the rate things are going around here, there probably won’t even be an AV Club in 10 weeks!

“Naturally, some people on the internet are mad about that, but some people on the internet are always mad about everything anyway and we don’t really care.”

(Frowns, because he has pretty much the hairline of the new She-Ra in that screencap)

Jesus, that sounds absolutely excruciating. As a Millennial, I feel personally attacked that they think this is something we’d ever be interested in!

That sucks. This guy’s hilariously deadpan, “seen it all” reactions to Nathan’s various schemes were always a highlight.

Dil always struck me as such a pointless addition to the cast. A baby who can’t talk as the others do... he mostly just shits himself. What fun.

Eh, so’s MTV. They’re pretty much the “creepy van parked outside a middle school” of cable networks.

Your glib, insufferably pretentious “parody” of a show you likely haven’t watched in a decade is totally in my face!!

Boy, this is one of the lamest, most bitter writers’ rooms I’ve ever been privy to! Kudos on the username/comment synergy.

Representation is needed. Recognitions, on the other hand, is never needed.

So, now Gawker has gone from being owned by a shitlord, to... being owned by a shitlord. How will people ever adjust to this momentous change??

One thing I hope is that wherever the AV Club goes, this ugly, hate-filled man won’t follow! (I mean YOU, you creepy fuck. Stop spamming this thread calling people “human garbage” with little-to-no provocation. People like you are a big reason this once-proud community sucks now.)

Honestly, seeing the brazenly stupid headlines from the other Gizmodo Media sites in the Kinja Roundup always gives me a good laugh. My personal favorite is “Black Men Are The White People of Black People”!

And they didn’t even buy ‘em dinner first!