I realise the cat’s from the comics, but couldn’t they at least have called it Nick Furry?

This will be the biggest thing for cats since Ser Pounce and that Japanese cat who ran a train station.

Looking at the thumbnail, I thought for sure you were going to say the real star was the conspicuously labial ripples in the terrain reaching to the horizon behind her—but no, viewing it in full size I see now that those are jet fighters.

The Larson surname means “son of Lars,” and Brie apparently etymologically means “hill” (and Brie is the name of the place where the cheese comes from), but the name Brie Larson, thinking of “larceny,” sounds like it could be shorthand for “cheese thief.”

And then I was like, “Captain Marvel’s posture on that poster is just like that of my niece, when it’s her turn to do the dishes.”

Alternate things that Carol Danvers crash lands into that didn’t test as well with audiences.

- Pauly Shore

Blockbuster Video! Pagers! Punching old ladies in the bus! It’s like the 90's never left us.

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I dunno, maybe stop blaming mental illness for stupidity?

But he’s the President!

I dunno, maybe stop taking a clearly mentally unhinged man so seriously as a political pundit?

My Backstroke feels like the 100M Waterboarding.

Maybe naming her Schrödinger just seemed like a good idea at the time...

When my ex was moving out, our house was a chaos of boxes upon boxes and our cats could not contain themselves. They napped in one box for 5 minutes, then on to the next one for an extended 20 minute snooze, then onto the next, sometimes solo, more often as a duo, and so on and so on.

Either your cat is broken or you actually have a dog.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

The Jenner girls are starting to frighten me a bit. They grew up in such a fucked-up environment and seem to be dedicated to living their lives at an accelerated pace, shared continuously via social media. The bleach-blond bob up there makes her look more robot than human. Kylie really is the ultimate evolution of the…

That’s the seemingly inescapable trap for a lot of these companies. If you’re going to make your name as the service that the cool young kids use, then by definition you will eventually be culturally obsolete. Meanwhile you’ve got to find a way to eventually start making money, meaning user fees or advertising. No…