Wow. Billy Batson got hot.

My Goatse sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

LISA NEEDS....BUMP STOCKS???

Rot in hell you anti-Semitic piece of shit!

You seen them about, the rap singers? You’ve seen the rap singers, on the, uh, on the Top Of The Pops, they have them don’t they? Used to come on there, didn’t they? The rappers, the rap singers come on the Top Of The Pops. You’ve seen them on there, there’d be a young woman singing, and then one of the rappers would…

<b>Kinja</b>

Sean does bang up work with the obits. Now, call me a ghoul, but I’m looking forward to the obits we’ll get when the cast of Entourage starts dropping.

Twice I had tickets to see The Fall live, only to have the shows cancelled. This is the cancellation that hurts most of all.

I’m still waiting for Dorothy Malone’s obituary.

CineCraft is still waiting for Luise Rainier’s obituary.

I can’t remember whose obituary Mr. Greene was waiting for, but he sure was mad about it.

Curse you, God! Why couldn’t you have taken a Gallagher brother instead?

Upvoted/whatever for your mouth-breather kids.

You forgot to write “P.S. I am NOT a crackpot.”

And a butt that won’t quit!

Richard Ayoade...Richard Aioad..Richard Ayeoo...French Stewart!

Enjoy your retirement in hell, you rat-faced fuck!

Enjoy your retirement in hell, you rat-faced fuck!

Are we sure that’s Thanos? Because, to me, it looks more like Joss Whedon if he really let himself go.

Everybody Loves Jihad

Hangin’ with Mr. Qutb

I share my birthday with your mom.

Also Macaulay Culkin.

We have cake and play Trivial Pursuit. It’s nice.