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*Fox News changes slogan from "Fair and Balanced" to "Don't you hate pants?"*

"Maybe Snow gets a cell phone. Has Bran ever owned a bear?"

DON'T! DATE! PIERS! MORGAN!

Turns out, the real Hitlers were the friends we made along the way.

"Parkour is the defining sport for millennials, maybe we could re-name him Peter Parkour."

Is she naughty or something?

It's the Spider-Man/Scarlet Spider film we've all been clamoring for!

He might've gotten the blobfish pictures mixed up with Ted Cruz pictures. Happens all the time.

*Crosses fingers for Bren Derlin spin-off*

"EDM is the defining music for Boba Fett's generation. Wondering if there's an EDM angle somewhere with Boba?"

"Let me just say this: If The Leftovers becomes a global sensation now — in other words, it doubles its ratings from 11 people watching it to 22 people watching it —and there’s a massive demand suddenly for Leftovers conventions and it just becomes like what Star Trek did after it was canceled, and people are just…

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a whiny fucking man-baby.

"I must go now. My master needs me."

Maybe with a budget increase Fitz could finally get his goddamn monkey.

Look out Marty, he's Irish!

Well, what do you expect when you hire some Mook to run your campaign?

What the hell is a Yellow Tango?

Fuckin' Fox SUCKS!

Goooooooooo Giants!!!