*Univision greenlights $h*! Xanderpuss' Kids Say*

Fox News should get Sting to play him out.

How do you say "crocodile tears" in Russian?

"No child of God should ever suffer such horror, but stay out of our country."

Man, Elizabeth Henstridge was great tonight. Can she get a spin-off?

Oh no! I bet he's worried those dastardly Peabody folk will take his awards away!

DON'T! TIP! ROBOTS!

Comey don't play that.

"Because you like popcorn, you may also like a big bucket of shit."

Meat World? I thought they closed that place down!

THE MOCKERY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

"That's no moon. It's a space penis."

Sorry, but you'll have to settle for Paul Reiser.

But Teller has the magnetism of a young Ted Cruz! How could they fail?

I just hope they're true to Venom's roots as an EDM loving snapchatter.

I'll show you where you can stick your goddamn thumb…

Watch out Trump Getting Hit in Groin by Football, there's a new front runner in next year's Oscar race!

He's like Zach Braff, he is, but with even less charisma.

The Dumbfuckistaners are coming from inside the United States!

I think the A.V. Club wants us to spend more time at Pornhub.