But they told me I was going to be Ms. April!

And that little grandma who hated Titanic turned out to be…Gloria Stuart.

You know, Cate Blanchett turned into Claire Forlani so gradually, I didn't even notice.

#Moonghazi

Maybe Morn gets a cell phone. Has Jake ever owned a bear?

I believe they use the term "lebensraum" instead of "safe space" in alt-right circles.

WE NEED MORE TRUMP LICENSE PLATES IN THE GIFT KIOSK! REPEAT, WE ARE SOLD OUT OF TRUMP LICENSE PLATES!

It's Marthas all the way down!

This time around, Batman is going to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

"I like species that don't go extinct due to climate change."

Nah. Move them to Mexico instead.

wtf is a girlfriend lol

MANCHESTAH BY THE SEA IS ONE UH THE PILLAHS UH MODUHN ENTUHTAINMENT!!!

HE TOOK MA JERB!!!

Uh, I'd also like to express my possession of a particularly large penis.

Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"

I think we can all agree that Touch of Anal is his assterpiece.

Don't you think it's time that us A.V. Clubbers started our own shit-sharing program?

If it's any consolation, he's DEAD serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land building a super-classy border wall.