PITT THE ELDER!

BORT!

Robert Mapplethorpe contains potassium benzoate.

It's My Dinner with Andre all over again!

*Antonio Sabato, Jr. receives deportation order from Trump administration*

*Donald Trump installs 3K TV in Oval Office*

And that little guy who nobody liked turned out to be…Daniel Radcliffe.

Don't be such a pessimist. Maybe we'll all be dead in four years!

*Green Goblin rolls Ivanka up in a carpet and throws her off a bridge*

For good measure, fuck the next four too.

Here's hoping the Yellowstone Caldera erupts and spares us a Trump presidency.

I'm too scared to google.

I'll give up my Obamacare when you take it from my cold, dead hands.

Fuck you, Todd McFarlane!

Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise of Donald Trump?

Praise be to Jesus, Clinton is ahead in Virginia.

RIP Raoul Coutard :(
RIP Trump campaign :)

The Jerk Party USA is still around and they endorsed Trump!

Our long national nightmare is, hopefully, over.

Looks like those loons at the New Yorker have done it again. What a bunch of loons.