I didn't know Matthew Broderick was a McDonald's spokesman.
I didn't know Matthew Broderick was a McDonald's spokesman.
I do not have dysentery. I may have cancerAIDS, youthful tendency disorder, the techno-organic virus, dysentery, but I do NOT have syphilis.
wtf is PTSD lol
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Anything written by Chuck Tingle. The man is a master of prose. He's the George Saunders of dinosaur erotica.
Ten years ago? Good God, I am fucking old.
Yo yo yiggity yo! A 2007 episode without any Juno references? Say it ain't so, homeslice!
Dear Mr. Pikachu, there are too many Pokemen these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot.
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I bent my Mookie!
Apparently, Ingmar Bergman loved Jurassic Park and Sex and the City.
When I think of asses, a mummy's ass, something comes out of me.
I watched The Shannara Chronicles, because I make very poor decisions.
Snoop's not here, man.
You liked Orange Is the New Black, you may also enjoy five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
MAYBE YOU ALL ARE CHUBBY AGEING DUDES WITH PONY TAILS!!!
*ties ArgieBargie to the railroad tracks*
*Zachary Quinto releases autobiography I Am Not Gay*
[blank]? [blank]! You're not looking at the big picture!
This article was a well-reasoned piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.