STEEL BEAMS CAN'T MELT MOON-CHEESE!!!

I thought Cinemark was bad enough for not masking their screens, but this is fucking repugnant.

I may be a pop-gobbling idiot, but I am not American!

or UKIP?

I'll let you know, if I ever leave the house again.

Too black.

I was taught that three or more useless men become an A.V. Club.

Why does Unicron, the largest Transformer, not simply eat the others?

Hey buddy, wanna add a spoiler tag next time?

Build a galactic filament around the Milky Way and make Andromeda pay for it!

To be fair to Mr. DeLonge, he's more of a crackpot than a nutcase.

Another convert to the Arby's Diet!

Where has all that time gone?

CaliforniaCheesburger, wasn't it? I thought he changed it back. I just hadn't seen anything of him recently, and am glad to hear he's alive and well at The Avocado.

Has anyone seen BikeKike around here? I haven't seen any comments or upvotes from him lately.

Feeding President Garfield through his butt probably didn't help either.

"Stephanie Meyer" "chronically underrated"

How about Taxi Driver: The Animated Series? It'd be a great way to introduce the younger generation to Scorsese, and I already have a dozen scripts written!

She can see the A.V. Club from her house!

Shit like that is why I don't use Facebook, or have friends.