I feel DC should rastafy Superman by…ten percent or so.

Well sir, it's been an uneventful week at NPR. Where the men are robust, the women are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust.

I, for one, welcome the sweet release of death.

The Encino Man Who Knew Too Much

Do your dreams involve butt stuff? Asking for a friend.

Weren't they two of the Little Rascals?

Oh, people have been saying that for years. I recall a rather alarmist newspaper article stating "if current levels of U.S. retro consumption are allowed to continue unchecked, we may run entirely out of past by as soon as 2005."

Batman EMG's a scientist!

Fuck you R'Ick B'Erman!

NNEEEEEERRRDDD!!!!!!!!!

I believe the Bothans died stealing the plans for the second Death Star.

laH cha' Dochmey!

"Some Klingons, I assume, are good people."

<drunk>Newswires are a lot like London buses…you wait for ages and then three come along at once. Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a newswire is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you want to drink another newswire</drunk>

Get back to work, Mr. Bird!

Oh, sure. They say they want to have fun, but that all changes when I invite them over to have a look at my collection of vintage Pez dispensers.

Hey! I just woke up! Some of us lucky saps don't have kids or jobs!

Purple is a fruit!

Patty Hearst's daughter.

Yes. Yes I would like to be engaged to a supermodel heiress.