I like the way Sludge thinks.

Well, now there's the possibility of him having to work with Colin Cowherd…

Natalie Portman was born in Israel. Natalie Portman is Asian.

Looks like those clowns at Marvel have done it again…

Ugh! Pseudo-Indignation! Easily my least favorite Marvel crossover ever.

I'm Batman and so is my wife!

Just don't watch the prequel. Jaden Smith as young Prince?

Booo! Hiss! I was about to post something resembling this!

"Glengarry Glen Ross" is my "Mean Girls."

They're all drugs, right?

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to Don Lemon may cause brain damage.

Flabby, pasty skin. Riddled with phlebitis—a good A.V. Club body.

We know what we did.

I think he's really more into Conservapornia. Porn filmed from a Christian fundamentalist perspective. You won't believe how dirty Phyllis Schlafly can be.

He's the rest of the Beatles to Trump's Ringo.

I get it. They're both great actors.

Doesn't everyone think of Ted Cruz and his various stances when they masturbate?

I only touch myself to protest Cruz's abhorrent stance on jacking it.

A Song of Ice Cream and Fries

Impeach Churchill!