Please be ripping off Se7en, please be ripping off Se7en.

And if you're worried that you look fat, wear some navy. Thanks to these navy pajamas my mom got me from Kohl's, I'm looking slimmer than ever!

I bet he drops his new album on us.

He's gotta find some way to pay for his $1,500 a day faberge egg habit

Dump truck. Money.

He sure has a way with words. He's the thinking man's Ryan Lochte.

And you're the Mary Worth that tells him to commit suicide?

I'm funny, but not ha-ha funny.

- Shia LaBeouf

Presented by Bill Cosby

Known as "The Disney Method" to those in the biz.

EXTRA! EXTRA! MARK WAHLBERG TO PLAY Varney the Vampire!

The A.V. Club

Or Star Wars. Kids seem to like the Star Wars these days.

Yes.

The Bear and Leo become lifelong friends when, during the horrific rape, Leo howls for his mother. Turns out the Bear's mother is named Martha too.

So, when's Univision going to get the AV Club Cinematic Universe going? When they do, dibs on Michael Fassbender playing my penis!

Just send Albert Brooks over, he already has the experience.

The Reasonably Shitty Spider-Man just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Shoulda gone with Spider-Man: Ten Pounds of Shit