I guess I'm going to be A.V. clubbing from prison because I lost that copy of The Reluctant Fundamentalist and it's nine years overdue.

Expelliarmus!

TAY NEEDS BRACES!

Upvoted for "toxic asspile".

He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Indiana Jones and the Sweet Release of Death

Indiana Jones: So Very Tired

I don't know what Francis W. Coppola was thinking when he remade The Godfather.

Okay, well, uh, thank you for that. Whatever that was.

He's history's greatest monster!

Well, I must tell you, for a yellow-eyed, gamey-smelling lowlife, you really have quite a decent heart about you sir.

It can be two things.

Stupid Yalies! They ruined my bracket!

I like to put The Thick of It on, close my eyes, and imagine that Malcolm Tucker is shouting at me.

It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling, but you don't see that stopping me.

Oh, he's Pie alright. Just not a talking pie.

Just think of the classiest bodily function God ever created.

Exactly.

King Vidor es muy bueno, Zack Snyder es el diablo.

It's about a killer robot driving-instructor that travels back in time for some reason, also Alec Baldwin plays a talking pie.