Ewwww….I'll have the crab juice.

*drumpfs*

I thought we agreed that there were to be no moray pun threads.

GREAT AGAIN?

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

We need more Booart license plates in the congressional gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Booart license plates.

Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo…

Alright robot, I'm just going to do this *chomp chomp*. If you get eaten, it's your own fault.

Upvoted for the anus stuff.

Gandalf's a scientist!

Stay out of MANIMAL's territory!

Remember Alf? He's back! In prog form.

Ah, Donald Trump, the original punk.

Excuse me, but Spider-Man listens to EDM.

I once saw Rod Stewart at a suburban Tucson Home Depot. Well, I didn't actually see him, but the Home Depot guy said I'd just missed him.

When George Miller wins best director this Sunday.

The A.V. Club

The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And, in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

*furiously googles 'popcorn fetish porn'*

We work hard. We play hard.