The Stepford Y's

*Spike Lee hornily tweets Dick Pound's name*

The correct response was:

So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth, movie…that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Oh man, he's gonna be so angry when he reads my comment.

Chubby Reign: The Kim Jong-un Story

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

And dying of boneitis.

The A.V. Club

I'm doubly offended by his writing as someone who majored in philosophy/porn.

I guess you could say it was your Primer Ejaculato.

I don't mean to Maribor you, but he's from Slovenia.

It'll be back…in pog form.

As long as Gigantic Asses remains in print, I'm fine with this.

I believe a couple of women were late round NBA draft picks in the 70's but never made the final squad; I vaguely remember reading about Ann Meyers playing a few exhibition games for the Pacers in the late 70's.

Señor Oso es muy bueno, Señor Redmayne es el diablo!

No you won't.

Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph dancing and the rise in rainbow parties?

It was my understanding that there would be no math.