How about we roll him up in a blanket and throw him off a bridge?

I guess I'm safe then.

Fury Road was nominated for Best Picture!

Alan Rickman too? Man, this is really shaping up to be a shitty year.

Eh, it'll probably be better than Spotlight.

Alejandro, this film was a nightmare. You fed us raw bison liver. You forced us to make animal pelts for export, and one of the actors was raped by a bear!

I don't know what it means. I only thought about it for a microsecond before hitting post. Good job with the analysis though.

The A.V. Club

According to my upvote ratio, mental illness is only mildly amusing.

Yousa on knew da power of da dark side.

I was negroaning throughout the whole film.

And no woman will date him.

He's also fat.

"Jeremy's…Iron"

"Tsar War"

I have lots of bad opinions!

I just got back from seeing it for the first only time, you ain't missin' much.

Meh.

Larry, I'd like to buy your rock.

Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!