Remember the Faptusi?

Well, someone's gotta man the desalinization plant.

Giza break, no matter how much you complain these pun threads will keep on tutankhamun.

That's what you sphinx.

The A.V. Club

We accept him, one of us! We accept him, one of us! Gooble gobble, one of us!

He is actually very quiet and enjoys puzzles.

At least I'm having a better Monday than this guy:

Oh man, wonder if Gwen'll ever know.

I'm actually rather dashing, in a Henry Waxman-like way.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the grossest looking AV Clubber. Take that, Harrison!

And we only voted to celebrate "Civil Rights Day" so the NFL would let Tempe host the Super Bowl.

My mom says I'm the most important A.V. clubber.

Buck!

Hey, do you go to Hollywood Upstairs Film School too?

The Onion knows your pain:
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Uh, I'd also like to express my desire to hold your partner really tightly now.

That tree was one day away from retirement.

PENANCE, MAN!

This is my favorite question ever.