I really marble at your ability to come up with these puns so quickly.

Why don't you keep your igneous opinions to yourself?

I'll probably see it around the end of January, or whenever the hell kids go back to school here.

Well, I was just about to make that joke, but you beat me to it by ten hours. Have an upvote.

My Winnipeg
The Saddest Music in the World
Tales from the Gimli Hospital
Brand upon the Brain!
Archangel
Cowards Bend the Knee
Careful
Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary
Twilight of the Ice Nymphs

Huh, I missed Greed when compiling my list. I should have also placed it at 5.

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Eh, all I had to do was pluck them from my list of favorite films.

1. The Passion of Joan of Arc
2. Metropolis
3. Sunrise
4. Les Vampires
5. Greed
6. City Lights
7. Seven Chances
8. The General
9. Man with a Movie Camera
10. The Last Laugh
11. He Who Gets Slapped

EDIT: Boy, am I dumb!

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

The Editorial Strikes Back

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars articles.

E chuta!

EGGHEAD LIKES HIS WOOKIEE BOOKS!

Now they just need to cast E.O. Wilson as Egghead.

Basic Insect

UP AND ANT THEM!!!

Alien: Dead Man's Chest