I would have called it Boo-metheus.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about the price. Your mom doesn't charge me anything.

My Goatse sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

The A.V. Club

Quiet down with your puns, you guys are giving me a multigrain.

I like kitties.

"I don't like sand unobtainium. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

I think David Lynch was also offered the chance to direct RotJ.

Woody Allen, director and star of the Harry Potter films.

American Hodgkin's Story

"Yippee ki-yay, mackerelfucker!"

I hope you're not being littoral.

After all the trouble on this production, I don't think I wan-na sea this film namor.

Legend of Drumstick Master

Rob Riggle turned into Ray Romano so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Monkey Tennis?

Agent Milk Snatcher.

I also sleep in a big bed with your wife.

Star Wars XXX: Return of the Jailbait

And uncancelled, apparently.