Paddlin' the S.H.I.E.L.D. canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin.'

Dibs on calling my band "Magic Hugs Cult."

Get watching, motherfucker.

Note: Hoodie died on the way back to his home neighborhood.

GET A ROOM!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good social media campaign at your side, kid.

The A.V. Club

#BLOWGHAZI

He had won the victory over himself. He loved bin Hamad.

The proper nomenclature is: NERRRRRDDDDDD!!!

"Wanting is more pleasurable than having."

The Stake of Things

Your Friends & Vampires

Shumeneez un toyneepa.

Looks like those Pinheads at Pandora have done it again…

It's not TV, it's CBS.

My mom does it, I always assumed it was a Glaswegian thing.

Take solace in knowing that Hayley Atwell and Paul Rudd are happy.

Pre-ordered mine months ago on Amazon, it still hasn't shipped. :(

Well, I guess I'm going to Wal-Mart tonight.