I don't think I've ever had, or seen, the pumpkins. I'll have to look into it.

General Motors is my favorite prequel character.

I'm seeing double here, four rocks!

I am not a Communist. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist….but I am NOT a porn star.

I might be the only person who actually enjoys Candy Corn.

He never should have eaten that frogurt.

Everyone's invited to my my mom's place. We're watching a true horror classic, The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Grant Hill drinks Sprite? Grant Hill drinks Sprite!

I'll change back to Classic Goatse after Halloween. I think some people have found my new avatar to be a little too scary.

Upvoted for calling it "the google machine." Also, for the other stuff.

Bob Balaban's Parents sent me screaming from the living room when I was a kid. I can't quite remember why, but I think there may have been a scene with a hand in a blender.

Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Get a load of Marathon Man over here!

(Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire)

Inferior Annual Gift Man.

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"I am altering the border, pray I don't alter it any further."

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It probably has something to do with their work in Congress.

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